MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER ;)

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror

Complaining to my husband that my breasts are too

Small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so,

He uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day

Take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your

Breasts for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet

Paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it

Between my breasts.

"How long will this take?" I asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," my

Husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of

Toilet paper between my breasts every day will make

My breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says: "Worked for your

Butt, didn't it?"

He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy,

He may even walk again.