Razzles Dazzlers

FACEBOOK STATUS : REALITY

ON TAKE YOUR KIDS TO WORK DAY .....I GET TO TEACH MY KIDS ......

BAM !!!!!!!!

I MAY SEEM QUIET AND RESERVED...BUT IF YOU MESS WITH MY CHILDREN.... I WILL...

WOW !!! CONGRADULATIONS ON GETTING .....

I'M JUST GOING TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS..SO I CAN TRANSFER YOU TO THE RIGHT DEPARTMENT ......

I'M BORED . I THINK I'LL GO TO THE MALL AND

I WOULD SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU..BUT I SEEM TO HAVE ...

I FEEL A SPREE COMING ON..IT'S EITHER A ....

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SCARIER..THAT MY DAUGHTER STARTING TO....

SO GRATEFUL FOR FACEBOOK...OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TO....

YOU DON'T LIKE ME ????

I'M SORRY ... I DID'T REALIZE THAT YOU'RE AN....

WHAT'S OUR STATUS ??? WELL.....

DYSFUNCTIONAL VALENTINE HEARTS....

JUST A WOMAN? OH..HELL NO !!!

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST ASK ME ... WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY???

" MOM, WE'RE BORED " !!!!

MY HUSBAND THINKS IT'S GREAT THAT I'M NOT SPEAKING TO HIM...

BEFORE FACEBOOK..I...