A man was dining
alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a
gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had
been checking
her out since he sat down, but
lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly
she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out,
grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she
popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner
to make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a
wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to
the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they
laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared
his. She listened to him with interest.
After
paying for everything, she asked him if he would like
to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for
breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal
with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything
had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said,
'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every
guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. ..... .....
Wait for it ..
............
It's coming .......
....
The
suspense is killing you, isn't
it?
She said ... ....:
Hang in there one more second..............
'You just happened to
catch my eye.'
(Oh shut up, and
just forward
it!)
Groan ha ha
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