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SENIOR CITIZEN TEXTING CODE :)

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT ,,, ; )

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EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON..BUT !!! ;)

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I FELT SORRY FOR THE HYPNOTIST I SAW LAST NIGHT :(

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THE WOLF HAD TO CALL FOR HIRED HELP !! ;)

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LET'S AGREE TO DISAGREE ;)

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FACEBOOKAHOLIC ;)

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I KNEW IT !!! ;)

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WHY MEN ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE MESSAGES ;)

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ABOUT ME ...PERFECT? HELL NO! MISTAKES? HELL YES! ;)

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YOU CAN AGREE WITH ME OR YOU CAN BE WRONG ;)

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I NEVER SUPPORT LIARS...

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JUST SHUT UP, OKAY? ;)

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WORLDS BEST BARTENDER :)

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GOOD TO KNOW ;)

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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOSS & LEADER ;)

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"VEGETARIAN" IS AN OLD INDIAN WORD FOR BAD HUNTER ;)

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IF KARMA DOESN'T HIT YOU. I ****ING WILL ;)

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YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT DAD ;)

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69 SOME CALL IT NASTY..I CALL IT.... ;)

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MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER ;)

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THERE'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE..BUT SWALLOWERS... ;)

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10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "PMS"

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I JUST HAD A MULTIPLE ***CASM ;)

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SPREAD ME APART..LICK ME WITH YOUR TONGUE..GRAB MY... ;)

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I'M THE NICEST PERSON UNTIL YOU F**K WITH ME OR ....

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I'LL BE DAMMED IF I WILL CENSOR MYSELF TO....

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IF YOU ARE A RACIST,SEXIST,HOMOPHOBIC, OR AN ASSHOLE....

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BECOMING A VEGETARIAN IS A BIG MISSEDSTEAK !!!

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FOR THOSE WHO ASK ME TO USE THE "DISLIKE" BUTTON..i GOT A BUTTON FOR YOU !!! ;)

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A LETTER FROM CASH4GOLD.COM TO CUSTOMER..LOL

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DEAR GOD, PLEASE TURN ME INTO AN ASSHOLE SO THAT...

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A MAN AND A REDHEAD

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HILLBILLY DREAM CATCHER !!! ;)

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DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF !!!! ;)

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FLIRTATIONSHIP ;)

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BITCHES TIL THE END ;)

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NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO TALK SHIT ABOUT ME IN YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS.... YOU SHOULD..

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I'M GOING TO SPANK ,SLAP AND CHOKE YOU..AND... ;)

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NEVER TRUST A PERSON WITH... ;)

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IF I HAVE TO HIDE WHO I TRULY AM IN ORDER FOR YOU TO LIKE ME, THEN...

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HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE THE SAME :)

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YOU'RE JUST LIKE A SNOWFLAKE... ;)

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POTENTIAL ADDICTION :)

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ALL PEOPLE SUCK ;)

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I DON'T DO SECOND BEST ~ ;)

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I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATE ME ;)

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IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH..THEN... ;)

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HOOD TRANSLATIONS ...LOL. :)

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DEAR AUTOCORRECT ..... ;)

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THE SEX WAS SO GOOD ..THAT ... ;)

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GOOD MORNING :)

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I DON'T CHASE AFTER ANYONE.....

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