THE WOMAN AND MAN POEM,,,

THE WOMAN POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep.

One who's handsome, smart, and strong.

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks..

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and retired,

when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.

Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh, send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother.

 

THE MAN POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnastic nymphomaniac

With big Breast who owns a bar on a golf course,

And loves to send me fishing and drinking.

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.