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HEY..TELL ME IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE ......

AND THEN MOM ASKED DADDY TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH AND HE SAID ......

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REFUSE TO CHECK YOUR.....

WebMD ...the ability to ....

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOUR CHILDREN HAVE YOUR TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR ...AND YOU DON'T KNOW...

I OFTEN WORRY ABOUT THE SAFETY OF MY CHILDREN..ESPECIALLY THE ONE THAT IS ....

I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU...

I LIKE THAT YOU TRY TO COMPETE WITH ME..AT LEAST YOU HAVE A ...

I REGRET SOME OF THE THINGS I SAID LAST NIGHT...I CAME ...

I DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN..I JUDGE....

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "STOP" I NEVER KNOW IF...

I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WHEN I ASKED SOMEONE ELSE TO DO SOMETHING .. I WAS....

I JUST FOUND A WHIP, A MASK AND HANDCUFFS IN MY MOM'S BEDROOM...CAN'T BELIEVE IT ..SHE'S...