Razzles Dazzlers

YOU SEE ME SMILING… IT’S BECAUSE I’M …..

I'M PRETTY SURE "NO STRINGS ATTACHED " IS GUY CODE FOR .....

OH .SO WHAT YOU;'RE SAYING IS ....

NOT JUST ANYONE CAN BE A 24/7 MOTHER ..IT TAKES ....

I GET CALLED A "BITCH" QUITE OFTEN..BUT ...

WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION ..I'LL CHECK ....

YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO CUT BACK ...WHEN YOU .....

DRAMA DOESN'T JUST ...

WHENEVER I CHECK MY WEIGHT ..I ALWAYS ......

YEAH ....IT'S TOTALLY REALISTIC TO THINK.....

I FEEL SORRY FOR ......

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN SAY I'M NOT A .........

40% OF WOMEN HAVE .....

I JUST DON'T BURN BRIDGES ..I .....

THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND ..WHEN ...

JUST SO YOU KNOW.... I'M THE PERSON .....

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU ... I WAS HOPING IT WAS ......

I MUST ADMIT ..YOU BROUGHT .....

HERE'S TO ALL THE .......

YOU ARE THE MOST .....

YOU AND YOUR #HASHTAGS ......

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU ..I WAS HOPING ....

MEANING OF MY SILENCE .....

LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FISHER-PRICE STYLE FOR YOU .....I ...

WALMART CAKE .....LMAO

EVERYONE WAS THINKING IT .......

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE.....

ANY QUESTIONS?

CUDDLING !!!!!

I COULD GET ON YOUR LEVEL..BUT ...

WHAT DOES HE HAVE NOW?

I WROTE THIS ONE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU ... :)

IT TAKES A STRONG MAN TO ACCEPT ....

THOSE DARK CIRCLES UNDER MY EYES....

HERE'S TO ALL THE ER NURSES WHO CONVINCED ME ...

OH .... ....

YOU SAY MY MORALS ARE ......

I LIKE THAT YOU TRY TO .....

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL ....

YOU KNOW YOU F'D UP WHEN YOU HAVE TO ........

HOW TO EXPLAIN SEX TO CHILDREN ....

WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR WOMEN TO FIND MEN THAT ARE ......

LET ME CHECK MY .......

I'LL RETURN YOUR CALL ABOUT THIS WEEKEND AS SOON AS I ......

I HAVE GOOD TASTE ..BUT .....

FOR EVERY BAD IDEA YOU HAVE ......

I'M APPALLED THAT .....

BEFORE FACEBOOK I JUST ASSUMED THAT .....

MY SOUL WAS REMOVED TO MAKE ROOM FOR .....

FIRST PERSON TO COMPLAIN ......