Razzles Dazzlers

SOMETIMES I FEEL SORRY FOR .......

IT'S SUCH A TURN -ON WHEN YOU **** MY .....

THERE ARE MANY FISH IN THE SEA .......BUT ..

TODAYS WORD .... WHYARRHEA .....

I REGRET SOME OF THE THINGS I SAID LAST NIGHT...I...

TUPPERWARE IS SO HANDY FOR THOSE TIMES ....

I'M ON THIS EARTH TO MAKE THE BEST OF .....

A HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD HINT .......

THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME YOUR BUSINESS CARD ..I CAN ALWAYS ...

I'M A LADY..BUT WHEN I'M MAD ..I'M AN ..........

I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE..BUT .......

BRA OFF !! JAMMIES ON !! HAIR UP !! I CALL THAT .......

SORRY..WE CAN'T BE FACEBOOK FRIENDS BECAUSE ...........

OH....SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS ...........

MY BED WASN'T .......

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO .....

CHAUFFEURING MY KIDS ....

I'M IN ONE OF THOSE MOODS ..WHERE I JUST WANT TO .....

I GET IN THIS WEIRD MOOD WHERE I DON'T WANT TO .....

YOUR BEING DEMOTED FOR ....

SOMETIMES....WHEN DEALING WITH PEOPLE .... YOU CAN'T HELP BUT .....

THANKS FOR IGNORING ME AND MY ......

IF SHE REPLIES TO YOUR SARCASM WITH .....

I WISH I COULD SLEEP ....BUT MY DAMN ....

NO..I CAN'T GO !!!!! FACEBOOK IS ....

THANKS FOR BEING THE KIND OF BOSS WHO IS .....

I DON'T **** I ..........

EXCUSE ME WHILE I OVER-ANALYZE THE .......

I CAN HARDLY SMELL THAT YOU'VE .......

YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO CAN'T ......

IF YOU WANT TO GO RUNNING WITH ME ..YOU'D BETTER BE PREPARED TO .....

WHEN I WAS LITTLE..MY DAD CONVINCED ME THAT .....

IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE ENOUGH IN YOUR .....

YOU SEE THIS NOTE ? IT SAYS..YOU

I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW ..WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN AND NEED SOMEONE ..I'M....

YOU KNOW YOU ARE HIGH ...... WHEN YOU .....

THANKS FOR ASKING SOMEONE ELSE HOW I ............

I WILL ONLY CONTINUE THIS ARGUMENT IF WE CAN .....

THANKS FOR PRETENDING NOT TO SEE ME WHEN I WAS .....

WHEN YOU SAID ..YOU HAD MY BACK...

IT WILL BE SUCH A RELIEF WHEN WE CAN FINALLY BE .......

SORRY.. I WAS NOT MORE GRATEFUL WHEN YOU STOLE MY ....

MY FAVORITE EXERCISE AT THE GYM WOULD BE ......

DIRTY MINDS ....

I JUST CALLED TO SAY ......

THAT'S CALLED FACEBOOK SON....SOMEDAY WHEN YOU ARE OLDER YOU WILL......

VEGETARIAN .....

I'M SORRY ...I CALLED YOU FAT ...

THAT ANNOYING MOMENT.... WHERE YOU EAT ALL THE JUNK FOOD IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU ARE ....