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THERE ARE PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK WHO DON'T REALIZE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ....

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I DIDN'T HAVE LUNCH... BUT ...

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I'M BORED . I THINK I'LL GO TO THE MALL AND

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I LOVE ....

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MY LEVEL OF SARCASM IS ...

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I KNOW WE'RE NOT DATING ..BUT..WHENEVER I...

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HOW LONG AFTER WALKING INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO ASK FOR ....

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LOVE IS ..SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEONE YOU WANT TO...

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YOU HAVE WHAT WE CALL.. AN IRRATIONAL

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PUTTING UP WITH YOU IS LIKE....

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IT IS AMAZING HOW QUICKLY KIDS LEARN TO ....

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YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE BEING CUTE BY WAKING UP AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN..BUT JUST REMEMBER....

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I WOULD SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU..BUT I SEEM TO HAVE ...

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I FEEL A SPREE COMING ON..IT'S EITHER A ....

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SOMETIMES...EVEN I CAN'T TELL IF I'M BEING.....

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FACEBOOK IDEA ....

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FROM THIS POINT ON..I PLAN TO TREAT PEOPLE.....

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BEFORE YOU ASK SOMEONE WHY.....

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HATE YOU ? DON'T BE SIMPLE ... I PREFER ...

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I HAVE A MASTERS FROM THE......

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IF IT'S TRUE THAT OPPOSITES ATTRACT..I SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR ....

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I THOUGHT HER NEW FACEBOOK PICTURE WAS ONE OF THOSE....

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MY BATHING SUIT TOLD ME TO GO TO THE....

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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU ..BUT I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT ...

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SOMETIMES..I FANTASIZE ABOUT A WORLD WHERE I'M ....

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THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME YOU HAVE A STICK FIGURE AND ...

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IF YOU CAN FOLD A FITTED SHEET..YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A...

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SCARIER..THAT MY DAUGHTER STARTING TO....

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SO GRATEFUL FOR FACEBOOK...OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TO....

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YOUR PITY PARTY ON FACEBOOK SHOULD HAVE BEEN ....

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I'M WORRIED THAT MY LATEST SALVATION ARMY DONATION WILL RESULT IN ....

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I'M ALWAYS AN OPEN-MINDED PERSON...UNTIL SOMEONE....

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IF ONE DOOR CLOSES AND ANOTHER ONE OPENS....THEN...

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I'M TIRED OF WINTER.....I WANT TO....

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I HAVE NO SOUL ......

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IS YOUR DRAMA GONNA HAVE AN INTERMISSION SOON? I NEED...

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MAY YOUR LIFE SOMEDAY BE AS .....

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MY KIDS COMPLAINED ABOUT THE MUSIC I WAS PLAYING IN THE CAR....SO I TOLD THEM....

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SOMETIMES, I THINK I SHOULD TRY TO BE MORE COMPASSIONATE AND UNDERSTANDING AND THEN....

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I ALWAYS GET THE LAST WORD..IT'S JUST SOMETIMES...

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LIZ REGRETS ASKING HER HUSBAND TO " SHARE HIS FEELINGS MORE "

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YOU ARE THE KIND OF MOM THAT'S GOING TO .....

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YOU DON'T LIKE ME ????

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SPRINGTIME !!!

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GIRLS COMPLAIN ABOUT GUYS USING THEM FOR SEX...BUT....

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HEY SCIENTISTS...YOU GAVE US VIAGRA, CIALIS, AND LEVITRA..HOW ABOUT YOU .....

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BE CAREFUL... MOMMY IS OUT OF MEDS AGAIN..SHE JUST....

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WELCOME TO THE KARMA CAFE !!!

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FINALLY .... IT'S AROUND THE CORNER....

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I'M NOT RUDE.. I JUST SPEAK WHAT....