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THERE ARE PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK WHO DON'T REALIZE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ....

I DIDN'T HAVE LUNCH... BUT ...

I'M BORED . I THINK I'LL GO TO THE MALL AND

I LOVE ....

MY LEVEL OF SARCASM IS ...

I KNOW WE'RE NOT DATING ..BUT..WHENEVER I...

HOW LONG AFTER WALKING INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE IS IT ACCEPTABLE TO ASK FOR ....

LOVE IS ..SPENDING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH SOMEONE YOU WANT TO...

YOU HAVE WHAT WE CALL.. AN IRRATIONAL

PUTTING UP WITH YOU IS LIKE....

IT IS AMAZING HOW QUICKLY KIDS LEARN TO ....

YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE BEING CUTE BY WAKING UP AT THE ASS CRACK OF DAWN..BUT JUST REMEMBER....

I WOULD SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU..BUT I SEEM TO HAVE ...

I FEEL A SPREE COMING ON..IT'S EITHER A ....

SOMETIMES...EVEN I CAN'T TELL IF I'M BEING.....

FACEBOOK IDEA ....

FROM THIS POINT ON..I PLAN TO TREAT PEOPLE.....

BEFORE YOU ASK SOMEONE WHY.....

HATE YOU ? DON'T BE SIMPLE ... I PREFER ...

I HAVE A MASTERS FROM THE......

IF IT'S TRUE THAT OPPOSITES ATTRACT..I SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR ....

I THOUGHT HER NEW FACEBOOK PICTURE WAS ONE OF THOSE....

MY BATHING SUIT TOLD ME TO GO TO THE....

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU ..BUT I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT ...

SOMETIMES..I FANTASIZE ABOUT A WORLD WHERE I'M ....

THANK YOU FOR INFORMING ME YOU HAVE A STICK FIGURE AND ...

IF YOU CAN FOLD A FITTED SHEET..YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A...

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S SCARIER..THAT MY DAUGHTER STARTING TO....

SO GRATEFUL FOR FACEBOOK...OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE TO....

YOUR PITY PARTY ON FACEBOOK SHOULD HAVE BEEN ....

I'M WORRIED THAT MY LATEST SALVATION ARMY DONATION WILL RESULT IN ....

I'M ALWAYS AN OPEN-MINDED PERSON...UNTIL SOMEONE....

IF ONE DOOR CLOSES AND ANOTHER ONE OPENS....THEN...

I'M TIRED OF WINTER.....I WANT TO....

I HAVE NO SOUL ......

IS YOUR DRAMA GONNA HAVE AN INTERMISSION SOON? I NEED...

MAY YOUR LIFE SOMEDAY BE AS .....

MY KIDS COMPLAINED ABOUT THE MUSIC I WAS PLAYING IN THE CAR....SO I TOLD THEM....

SOMETIMES, I THINK I SHOULD TRY TO BE MORE COMPASSIONATE AND UNDERSTANDING AND THEN....

I ALWAYS GET THE LAST WORD..IT'S JUST SOMETIMES...

LIZ REGRETS ASKING HER HUSBAND TO " SHARE HIS FEELINGS MORE "

YOU ARE THE KIND OF MOM THAT'S GOING TO .....

YOU DON'T LIKE ME ????

SPRINGTIME !!!

GIRLS COMPLAIN ABOUT GUYS USING THEM FOR SEX...BUT....

HEY SCIENTISTS...YOU GAVE US VIAGRA, CIALIS, AND LEVITRA..HOW ABOUT YOU .....

BE CAREFUL... MOMMY IS OUT OF MEDS AGAIN..SHE JUST....

WELCOME TO THE KARMA CAFE !!!

FINALLY .... IT'S AROUND THE CORNER....

I'M NOT RUDE.. I JUST SPEAK WHAT....