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WHY DO THEY SELL BRA'S AT WALMART???

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YOUR OUTFIT SAYS YOU WORK IN AN OFFICE..BUT YOUR...

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MY BOSS TOLD ME " DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT NOT FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE " NOW I'M...

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HOW IS IT ..I DETEST EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING I OWN..BUT WHEN..

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TUPPERWARE IS SO HANDY FOR THOSE TIMES YOU.....

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DEAR GOD , I ......

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IF YOUR IDENTITY IS EVER STOLEN..I HOPE THEY...

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REMEMBER, WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD IN....

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SO GRATEFUL FOR FACEBOOK..OTHERWISE..I WOULD HAVE TO...

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NOTHING FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT..FALSE..NOTHING FASTER THAN A .....

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THE DOG WHISPERER IS VERY IMPRESSIVE ..BUT...

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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN...

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CHUCK-E-CHEESE..BECAUSE.... IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO INTRODUCE YOUR CHILD TO....

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JUST CURIOUS........

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SORRY..I RUINED YOUR CONCENTRATION IN YOGA CLASS TODAY BY....

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HONEY, YOUR HATERS ARE IMAGINARY..

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I'M THAT GUY !!!!

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I CAN SEE YOU'RE UPSET....MAYBE YOU SHOULD...

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I LIKE TO MULTI-TASK..FOR EXAMPLE...

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DYSFUNCTIONAL VALENTINE HEARTS....

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SINCE YOU NOSEY B*****S FEEL IT'S YOUR JOB TO TELL ME...

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I AM NOT ALWAYS SARCASTIC....SOMETIMES...

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THAT'S OFFENSIVE!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! THAT'S VULGAR !! ...

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INSTEAD OF SAYING LOL..I'M GONNA SAY .....

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DON'T TRY TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO STUPID PEOPLE.....

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JERRY SPRINGER SUING FACEBOOK .

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TODAY I'M GONNA HAVE MULTIPLE.....

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JUST A WOMAN? OH..HELL NO !!!

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SINCE YOU NOSEY BITCHES FEEL IT'S YOUR JOB TO TELL ME ...

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FACEBOOK SOCIAL SHOWER CURTAIN

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LET'S TAKE A MOMENT AND BE THANKFUL THAT ....

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DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN.....

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I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A YOGA CLASS..BUT...

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DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST ASK ME ... WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY???

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IF IT WASN'T FOR MY INCREDIBLE WILLPOWER... I WOULD BE...

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SHE JUST LIKED HIS FACEBOOK STATUS......

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SOMEONE IS OUT THERE..SOMEWHERE THINKING OF....

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BE NICE TO YOUR DAUGHTER IN-LAW !!!

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SEX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO ONE SHOWERS AND SHAVES FASTER THAN A WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE'S....

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" MOM, WE'RE BORED " !!!!

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"YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR???

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EVERYONE NEEDS A SMART-ASSED , SARCASTIC FRIEND....

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SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE......

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BREAKFAST FLOSS

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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH......

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I'M NOT THE CAT LADY TYPE...I'M MORE LIKE AN..

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BEING HOME WITH MY KIDS ALL DAY DOESN'T AFFECT ME AT ALL...

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YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MOST ABOUT PEOPLE????

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LAST NIGHT, I WOKE UP TO THE GHOST OF GLORIA GAYNOR IN MY BEDROOM..