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WHY DO THEY SELL BRA'S AT WALMART???

YOUR OUTFIT SAYS YOU WORK IN AN OFFICE..BUT YOUR...

MY BOSS TOLD ME " DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT NOT FOR THE JOB YOU HAVE " NOW I'M...

HOW IS IT ..I DETEST EVERY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING I OWN..BUT WHEN..

TUPPERWARE IS SO HANDY FOR THOSE TIMES YOU.....

DEAR GOD , I ......

IF YOUR IDENTITY IS EVER STOLEN..I HOPE THEY...

REMEMBER, WOMEN ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD IN....

SO GRATEFUL FOR FACEBOOK..OTHERWISE..I WOULD HAVE TO...

NOTHING FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT..FALSE..NOTHING FASTER THAN A .....

THE DOG WHISPERER IS VERY IMPRESSIVE ..BUT...

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN...

CHUCK-E-CHEESE..BECAUSE.... IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO INTRODUCE YOUR CHILD TO....

JUST CURIOUS........

SORRY..I RUINED YOUR CONCENTRATION IN YOGA CLASS TODAY BY....

HONEY, YOUR HATERS ARE IMAGINARY..

I'M THAT GUY !!!!

I CAN SEE YOU'RE UPSET....MAYBE YOU SHOULD...

I LIKE TO MULTI-TASK..FOR EXAMPLE...

DYSFUNCTIONAL VALENTINE HEARTS....

SINCE YOU NOSEY B*****S FEEL IT'S YOUR JOB TO TELL ME...

I AM NOT ALWAYS SARCASTIC....SOMETIMES...

THAT'S OFFENSIVE!! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! THAT'S VULGAR !! ...

INSTEAD OF SAYING LOL..I'M GONNA SAY .....

DON'T TRY TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO STUPID PEOPLE.....

JERRY SPRINGER SUING FACEBOOK .

TODAY I'M GONNA HAVE MULTIPLE.....

JUST A WOMAN? OH..HELL NO !!!

SINCE YOU NOSEY BITCHES FEEL IT'S YOUR JOB TO TELL ME ...

FACEBOOK SOCIAL SHOWER CURTAIN

LET'S TAKE A MOMENT AND BE THANKFUL THAT ....

DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND WOMEN.....

I REALLY WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A YOGA CLASS..BUT...

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST ASK ME ... WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY???

IF IT WASN'T FOR MY INCREDIBLE WILLPOWER... I WOULD BE...

SHE JUST LIKED HIS FACEBOOK STATUS......

SOMEONE IS OUT THERE..SOMEWHERE THINKING OF....

BE NICE TO YOUR DAUGHTER IN-LAW !!!

SEX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO ONE SHOWERS AND SHAVES FASTER THAN A WOMAN WHO THINKS SHE'S....

" MOM, WE'RE BORED " !!!!

"YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN I USE IMPROPER GRAMMAR???

EVERYONE NEEDS A SMART-ASSED , SARCASTIC FRIEND....

SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE......

BREAKFAST FLOSS

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH......

I'M NOT THE CAT LADY TYPE...I'M MORE LIKE AN..

BEING HOME WITH MY KIDS ALL DAY DOESN'T AFFECT ME AT ALL...

YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MOST ABOUT PEOPLE????

LAST NIGHT, I WOKE UP TO THE GHOST OF GLORIA GAYNOR IN MY BEDROOM..