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CONDOMS AREN'T COMPLETELY SAFE ....A TRUE STORY

MEN'S SIGN LANGUAGE FOR PLEASING WOMEN ;)

DON'T ASSUME MY POST ARE ABOUT YOU.... ;)

NEVER LOOK DOWN ON A MAN ..UNLESS... ;)

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN ;)

THAT WAS INSENSITIVE..MY BAD ;)

WHEN PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW...HATE YOU..YOU KNOW..

GAY TEST "ARE YOU GAY?"

IF IT WERENT' FOR THE GUTTER... ;)

MAMA TRIED TO RAISE A LADY,BUT DADDY WON

MASTURBATE :)

WHAT "FLIRT" REALLY STANDS FOR .. ;)

MAY BE NEEDING SOME BACKUP..BAIL MONEY AND... ;)

WOMEN =IPHONES MEN=BLACKBERRIES ..WHY?? :)

I THINK..THEREFORE.. ;)

YOU'RE THE 90% OF REASON I GET UP IN THE MORNING..THE OTHER 10% IS...

I SPEAK 3 LANGUAGES ;)

A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THAT BITCH WHO....

FACEBOOK..INSANE !!! :)

SHE SAY'S SHE LOVES MY MIND.... :)

IT'S NOT YOU..IT'S NOT ME IT'S THE F***ING .....

MEN SAY THAT WOMEN SHOULD COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS...

How To Avoid Talking To People You Don't Want To Talk To

WHAT BOYS DO ON THE INTERNET..

WHAT GIRLS DO ON THE INTERNET :)

I HOPE YOU DON'T NOTICE ; )

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING KEEPING ME FROM BREAKING YOU IN HALF.....

WANNA KNOW WHO YOUR REAL FRIENDS ARE???

IF YOU STOP BITCHING ABOUT YOUR LIFE....

SEX IS A SENSATION..... :)

MAN GRABS HIS WIFE'S BUTT... :)

A LITTLE PUSSY ;)

TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY ; )

SPOONING LEADS TO FORKING ;)

SEX LIST ..WOW !!!! SPEECHLESS !!!

SHOWER PRANK

MY DREAM JOB !!! ; )

OH, YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR .. :)

SOME WOMEN SAY A GOOD MAN IS HARD TO FIND..I SAY...

PUSSTACHE

I THINK YOUR PRETTY :)

MEMORIES OF YOU :)

YOU CAN STEAL MY STATUS UPDATES....BUT...

HAVE YOU HUGGED AN IDIOT TODAY? :)

AWW..YOU'RE SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT ME??? ;)

THAT AWESOME MOMENT !!!! ;)

5 LIES GIRLS AND GUYS TELL !!!! ; )

WORD SCRAMBLE -IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK !!! ; )

RED NECK FIRE ALARM !!! ;)

DOUCHEBAG MERIT BADGES

IN ORDER FOR YOU TO INSULT ME .... ;)

FACEBOOK ;)

LOSE THE BELLY IN 5 DAYS !!! ;)