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YOU SEE ME SMILING… IT’S BECAUSE I’M …..

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I'M PRETTY SURE "NO STRINGS ATTACHED " IS GUY CODE FOR .....

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OH .SO WHAT YOU;'RE SAYING IS ....

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NOT JUST ANYONE CAN BE A 24/7 MOTHER ..IT TAKES ....

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I GET CALLED A "BITCH" QUITE OFTEN..BUT ...

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WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION ..I'LL CHECK ....

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YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO CUT BACK ...WHEN YOU .....

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DRAMA DOESN'T JUST ...

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WHENEVER I CHECK MY WEIGHT ..I ALWAYS ......

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YEAH ....IT'S TOTALLY REALISTIC TO THINK.....

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I FEEL SORRY FOR ......

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN SAY I'M NOT A .........

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40% OF WOMEN HAVE .....

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I JUST DON'T BURN BRIDGES ..I .....

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THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD FRIEND ..WHEN ...

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JUST SO YOU KNOW.... I'M THE PERSON .....

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THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU ... I WAS HOPING IT WAS ......

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I MUST ADMIT ..YOU BROUGHT .....

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HERE'S TO ALL THE .......

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YOU ARE THE MOST .....

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YOU AND YOUR #HASHTAGS ......

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THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU ..I WAS HOPING ....

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MEANING OF MY SILENCE .....

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LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FISHER-PRICE STYLE FOR YOU .....I ...

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WALMART CAKE .....LMAO

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EVERYONE WAS THINKING IT .......

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE.....

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ANY QUESTIONS?

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CUDDLING !!!!!

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I COULD GET ON YOUR LEVEL..BUT ...

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WHAT DOES HE HAVE NOW?

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I WROTE THIS ONE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU ... :)

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IT TAKES A STRONG MAN TO ACCEPT ....

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THOSE DARK CIRCLES UNDER MY EYES....

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HERE'S TO ALL THE ER NURSES WHO CONVINCED ME ...

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OH .... ....

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YOU SAY MY MORALS ARE ......

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I LIKE THAT YOU TRY TO .....

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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL ....

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YOU KNOW YOU F'D UP WHEN YOU HAVE TO ........

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HOW TO EXPLAIN SEX TO CHILDREN ....

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WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR WOMEN TO FIND MEN THAT ARE ......

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LET ME CHECK MY .......

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I'LL RETURN YOUR CALL ABOUT THIS WEEKEND AS SOON AS I ......

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I HAVE GOOD TASTE ..BUT .....

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FOR EVERY BAD IDEA YOU HAVE ......

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I'M APPALLED THAT .....

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BEFORE FACEBOOK I JUST ASSUMED THAT .....

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MY SOUL WAS REMOVED TO MAKE ROOM FOR .....

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FIRST PERSON TO COMPLAIN ......