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SOMETIMES I FEEL SORRY FOR .......

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IT'S SUCH A TURN -ON WHEN YOU **** MY .....

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THERE ARE MANY FISH IN THE SEA .......BUT ..

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TODAYS WORD .... WHYARRHEA .....

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I REGRET SOME OF THE THINGS I SAID LAST NIGHT...I...

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TUPPERWARE IS SO HANDY FOR THOSE TIMES ....

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I'M ON THIS EARTH TO MAKE THE BEST OF .....

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A HELPFUL HOUSEHOLD HINT .......

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THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME YOUR BUSINESS CARD ..I CAN ALWAYS ...

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I'M A LADY..BUT WHEN I'M MAD ..I'M AN ..........

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I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE..BUT .......

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BRA OFF !! JAMMIES ON !! HAIR UP !! I CALL THAT .......

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SORRY..WE CAN'T BE FACEBOOK FRIENDS BECAUSE ...........

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OH....SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS ...........

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MY BED WASN'T .......

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO .....

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CHAUFFEURING MY KIDS ....

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I WONDER.... IF MY CAT WOULD THINK I'M TOO....

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I'M IN ONE OF THOSE MOODS ..WHERE I JUST WANT TO .....

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I GET IN THIS WEIRD MOOD WHERE I DON'T WANT TO .....

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YOUR BEING DEMOTED FOR ....

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SOMETIMES....WHEN DEALING WITH PEOPLE .... YOU CAN'T HELP BUT .....

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THANKS FOR IGNORING ME AND MY ......

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IF SHE REPLIES TO YOUR SARCASM WITH .....

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I WISH I COULD SLEEP ....BUT MY DAMN ....

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NO..I CAN'T GO !!!!! FACEBOOK IS ....

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THANKS FOR BEING THE KIND OF BOSS WHO IS .....

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I DON'T **** I ..........

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EXCUSE ME WHILE I OVER-ANALYZE THE .......

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I CAN HARDLY SMELL THAT YOU'VE .......

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YOU SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING MEAN ABOUT PEOPLE WHO CAN'T ......

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IF YOU WANT TO GO RUNNING WITH ME ..YOU'D BETTER BE PREPARED TO .....

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WHEN I WAS LITTLE..MY DAD CONVINCED ME THAT .....

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IT'S GREAT THAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE ENOUGH IN YOUR .....

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YOU SEE THIS NOTE ? IT SAYS..YOU

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I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW ..WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN AND NEED SOMEONE ..I'M....

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YOU KNOW YOU ARE HIGH ...... WHEN YOU .....

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THANKS FOR ASKING SOMEONE ELSE HOW I ............

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I WILL ONLY CONTINUE THIS ARGUMENT IF WE CAN .....

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THANKS FOR PRETENDING NOT TO SEE ME WHEN I WAS .....

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WHEN YOU SAID ..YOU HAD MY BACK...

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IT WILL BE SUCH A RELIEF WHEN WE CAN FINALLY BE .......

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SORRY.. I WAS NOT MORE GRATEFUL WHEN YOU STOLE MY ....

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MY FAVORITE EXERCISE AT THE GYM WOULD BE ......

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DIRTY MINDS ....

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I JUST CALLED TO SAY ......

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THAT'S CALLED FACEBOOK SON....SOMEDAY WHEN YOU ARE OLDER YOU WILL......

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VEGETARIAN .....

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I'M SORRY ...I CALLED YOU FAT ...

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THAT ANNOYING MOMENT.... WHERE YOU EAT ALL THE JUNK FOOD IN THE HOUSE BECAUSE YOU ARE ....